So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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