real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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