He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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