Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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