i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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