someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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