I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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