Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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