my room smells like sperm. sweet.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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