So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
