Walk of Shame. In a state park.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
