uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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