I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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