That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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