I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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