another moral hangover. fuck.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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