You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
youre lurking in front of me
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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