I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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