So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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