Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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