The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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