I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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