there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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