no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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