so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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