Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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