We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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