what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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