sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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