i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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