end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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