also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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