I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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