dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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