They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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