This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
high people should be assigned attendants
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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