she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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