Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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