I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
