What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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