I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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