...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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