he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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