On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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