Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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