Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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