He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Randomize
