: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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