it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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