lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
