Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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