how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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